The population of this country is 300 million.
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>> 160 million are retired.
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>> That leaves 140 million to do the work.
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>> There are 85 million in school.
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>> Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
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>> Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
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>> Leaving 15 million to do the work.
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>> 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
>>Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
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>> Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
>>Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
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>> At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
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>> Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
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>> Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
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>> That leaves just two people to do the work.
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>> You and me.
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>> And there you are,
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>> Sitting on your ass,
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>> At your computer, reading jokes.
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>> Nice … Real nice!