Our Top 20 Favorite humorous cigar sayings

Top 20 humorous cigar sayings

Top 20 Best Funny cigar sayings

Here are our Top 20 favorite cigar sayings and who said them.

  1. “I don’t always smoke cigars, but when I do, I prefer to exhale pure awesomeness.” – The Most Interesting Man in the World
  2. “I used to smoke cigars in bed, but I kept setting my pillow on fire.” – Rich Little

  3. “I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age, I have to hold on to something.” – George Burns

  4. “A cigar a day keeps the doctor in pay.” – Unknown

  5. “A good cigar is like a fine wine, except it’s not as snooty and you can light it on fire.” – Unknown

  6. “A cigar is like a pen, it only works when you put fire to it.” – Unknown

  7. “A cigar is the perfect complement to any occasion, whether it’s a celebration or a funeral.” – Unknown

  8. “I smoke cigars because at my age, if I don’t have some vice left, what’s the point?” – Unknown

  9. “I don’t smoke cigars to escape reality. I smoke cigars to enjoy reality even more.” – Unknown

  10. “A cigar is a smoke made with an extra touch of love.” – UnknownTop 20 humorous cigar sayings

  11. “I smoke cigars because it’s my way of telling the world that I don’t take life too seriously.” – Unknown

  12. “A cigar is the perfect gift for someone you love or someone you wish would leave you alone.” – Unknown

  13. “A cigar is like a good woman. They both need to be held, cared for, and occasionally relit.” – Unknown

  14. “A cigar is like a mini vacation. It’s a chance to escape reality for a little while and indulge in a guilty pleasure.” – Unknown

  15. “I’ve been smoking cigars for so long, I don’t even remember what a healthy lung feels like.” – Unknown

  16. “A cigar is like a fine woman. You have to treat her right if you want her to last.” – Unknown

  17. “I smoke cigars because it’s the only time I get to play with fire without getting in trouble.” – Unknown

  18. “A cigar is like a fine meal. You savor it slowly, enjoying every bite and every puff.” – Unknown

  19. “A cigar is the perfect way to celebrate a big win or forget a big loss.” – Unknown

  20. “I smoke cigars because it’s my way of saying to the world, ‘I’m a badass, and I don’t care who knows it.'” – Unknown

Hope your enjoyed our Top 20 Favorite humorous cigar sayings. If you have some good ones, please let us know in the comments.

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